Sunday Roast: Lexus IS-F
Let me start off by saying what this is: every Sunday, some car is going to get a bashing. Every car enthusiast has cars they really, really dislike, and this is how I’m going to go about explaining mine: in these weekly posts. So, to start things off, we have the Lexus IS-F.
The high-end compact sport sedan class is highly contested: we’ve got the refined Audi RS4, the crazy Mercedes-Benz C63 AMG, and the take-no-prisoners BMW M3 Sedan. Now there’s a new guy, and not from Germany: this Lexus IS-F. Yeah, it’s fast, but I’d rather drive the lowest base version of any of the competitors before I’d be caught driving the IS-F (think C300 or A4 1.8T). Why? Read on.
F is for FAKE and FAILURE
Why Lexus chose “F” to be the letter denotation for their performance division beats me (yes, I know it’s for the Fuji Speedway or ‘flagship’), and I further lack understanding as to why the literal badge on the car is so huge. It immediately reminds me of scenes from shows or movies in which a student gets back a terrible piece of work from the teacher and it’s marked with a big, glaring “F.” Fitting. Very fitting.
So why does it fail? Well to start, you can’t pass if you cheat, which is what Lexus did with those “quad exhausts.” Fake. They’re not even connected to the actual pipes. While the Mercedes, the Audi, and the BMW have tasteful, refined overall styling, the Lexus is just trying way too hard. It’s like the board responsible for its styling sat down and said, “alright, let’s write down all the words we can think of that relate to performance!”… and the list they came up with consisted of “low. big wheels. widebody. quad exhaust.” …And then they had a child sketch it, and it was built… I wouldn’t be surprised.
And for now the power and drive train. I’ve never driven the thing, but all reviews seem to be unanimous: numb power steering, an over-complicated 8-speed gear box (if someone had said, “hey, why didn’t you put 9 gears in there?”, Lexus may actually have done it), and a big V8, all of which are so poorly sorted together that the car has certain “quirks,” such as breaking traction under hard acceleration in 3rd gear. Guys, it isn’t a Viper… it’s a small sedan. Handling is apparently decent but doesn’t really eclipse any of the competition.
Final Thoughts
Everything else wrong with the IS-F aside, I dislike it for one other major reason. This car wasn’t created with the legacy or passion of the M, RS, or AMG names: it was created to fill a market segment that previously Toyota had no stake in. The easy solution to that for Toyota Lexus was to shove a V8 into the IS, stick some huge badges on it, and say that they’d made a leading performance saloon. Hah, no. Absolutely not. Can it run with the German competition? Yes. Is it as uninspired and cold as a Camry? Pretty damn close. The only difference is horsepower.
